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the white house all along. >> so that's wherewhite ho been >> but they're right about one thing. it did happen fastdi. >> it seems like it was just weeks ago that a lot of the l same people were insisting sha that joe was in great shape and definitely runningpe. >> according to gp, he should be taking the gold in pole vaulpole abot right now. >> and yet somehow we're supposed to just forget that. today kamala is wonder woman. whenan when yesterday she was r why this woman is here. a so we got to ask ourselves why.h why did this adulation occur all at once? it's certainly not anything t a harriskamala said. i can't be the only one who noticed that until yesterday's rallid until's rallh really heard much from her at all. >> and if you take iuch frf yout away that unburdened by what has been thing that she doesee, i don't think she's actually said a complete sentence since she started fantasizing aloudi about yellow school buses. >> sko right now she's actually more of an idea thanschool b a candidate. idate

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>> okay, perhaps. exactly. she can call me joe biden. i'd like to think that if i sawo this happening to someone i knew that i would speak up sw >> oh. >> oh. but no one did, becauseisan p our rabidly partisan politics have stopped people fromol y actually thinking about anything. once you pick a side, you don' t have to think. >> you just go along with whatever your side sayslont and. use the rest of the room in your brain to think about how much you hate to tucr one.s didn't >> now, democrats didn't consider that joe might be unfit another four yearsnoth because they'd already been ye that wasy anbelieveer a republican thing to say. , it's not justo ar democrats who are partisan. >> all right. be hones allhtt. an >> both sides do this. as an independent, this means lucky enough to have people from both sides yell at me sometimees yels it can fel like i'm on maury povich

and the dna test just said i am the father. sucks >> it really. and not just because it kind nf hurts my feelings whe people are mad at me. the hyper partisanship also because tears us apart unnecessarily. >> it's sad. but it's true. politics makes us fight with people. we actually know on behalf of people who don't even know wew onlf o exist. >> and all of this while the people in power playr in ord against each other in order to gain even more power and. it's the subject of my new book. i usedit's the to you until. use which comes out in september. and you should preorde likr now. >> and not just because my feet are on the cover. >> it's also because it's an issue that's very important to me, especially as i'm about to bring a new human the world. >> thank you. thank you. yeah, i admit. in case you haven't seen online

unlet. nm pregnan >> and my body no longer looks like it did when i shot bookdi cover. u of >> as some of you have sokind kindly pointed out. by the wayly , real nice for you.as think greg would at least sayo it to my face? >> no. my husband and i are very to become parents. yeah. thank you. and of course, of course, to finally have acceptancef jd of j.d. vance. but i'm also nervous for a few reasons. one, we're not surefather who the father is. >> don't worry is. s sure. once we see what the baby looks like, it'll answer a lot >> iuestionsy . what's a joke? sha e is. >> what do you think this is?e. stop looking. >> but i did on a very serious note, guys, i'm also very worried about raising my in

a world where it's not acceptable to be an individual independent thoughts. >> it's especially sad considering we live in a found country that was founded on the value of individualth. rights. >> i'm also terrified to just raise a child in general just. >> i'm afraid i won't be ad good mom. i'm afraid that i'll be giving won't d moup my career. and of and if my book or my tours flop, then i wilbookl see that o a confirmation of that fear. so if f ever been in my mentions or email telling me to getl pregnant, i did it.preord >> so help mere out please, at realrder my book kat timpf .com. thank you. forever clever. thank you. and that was not self-promotion either because it was for my kid. >> and if you don't want order it because you hate me and you hated this whole monologue. you want me to be fired? please keep that to yourself. i'm very sensitive right nowse o because of all the hormones. and i also had to write this entire thing without my medication or nicotine and very little caffeinete.

>> as grateful as i am to be pregnant, it also hard. >> i don't mean, i'm some kind of unique victim either. >> when i say that, i actually mean the oppositctim whee to ale good zillions of women out there who have done this. i had no idea how hard it was. and every single of you is a hero for real. >> and i knoalw that it's. yes, thank you. one person who clap. i also know that it's like not g going to get any easier. probablyoing for decades, if i'm lucky, because that's what motherhood is. but the good news is i can look at the hard times as just one more way i can relate to the other women who have share d the same experience. yes, regardless of our politicsm ,let's welcome tonight's guest. he's so trippy. magic mushrooms are jealous.st o host of kennedy save the world podcast. kennedrldy his jokes.

they're so sick. anthony fauci keeps lying about them. comediankeout them jim naughtonn mcdonald's farm has a boatload of money. host of the evening edit on fox business, liz mcdonald. if you think his biceps are big ,should see his heart. "new york times" best sellingand there. f w comedian and former nwa world champion tyronheavywei. all right all right.o okay, candy, i'll go to you first. you can talk about whatevebecaur because you're an independent and you're also like the only the second. d yoyou were like the second pen to find out i was right. >> i had to talk to no, that's amazing. like when your friend sends you a picture of a stick.ur frit you know, your close. well, it was like any woman out there knows exactly what i'm talking about. >> it was actually, like, 15 sticks because i was like, no, you're you. 1 you're not going to stop

at one. no, it's like pringlesgles for >> you? yeah. like, once cam popped, you can stop. i was like, we nee.d to stop ordering these tests. >>op i the doctor was like, no, seriously. i'm ordering the tests. >> but i think unity is so import. i mean, i think things are going to get worse as timesi goes on.es o yeah, i think we just have so much more to agreen so on that m we have so much more in common than we will evemor admit. but you give up your position if you say if everyone admits, a like, oh boy, i sure hope my kids are okay. i sure hope that they have more money than i do and they're more successful than i , you know,f yo me and their dad. if if you admit that to othemirt people, then you have admitted failure, because you're absolutely right. it's jusedt about two teams. and, you know, i really appreciate we're in the green room talking about the people that we don't like in this election cycleople w. and if you do that inthat some groups, they will yell at you i group and kick you out room. like if you have the nerve to say, wow, i reallth sayyt pik that trump had picked tulsi

gabbard, they'll they'lledl th short cheat your bed and pop all the tires on your car. >> well, that was a for another reason. that's absolutely right. i still think tulsi gabbard would be a face. >> j, i mean, jim, i mean, first of all, by the way, w jim also, i was pregnant because we went out to dinner. meet him. your wif a hime, my husband, dr. bef drew, and his wife. before i was telling cam, i was like, not goine telling g to say that we're not going to saying this was weeks ago, so too early. you were just like, did you guys want kids? >> goes, oh, cat's pregnant right now. i'm like lik an even bigger miri than being pregnant is the fact rathat my blabbermouth wife i didn't. as soon as he said that, and like, well, everyone in thle country is going to know in two weeks, shut up. i just was like, juss just'tt dt tell anyone. >> you shut up. so i'm happy you made the announcement. thank you. it's finally out there. >> could blab about it. but this is something we talk >> oy peon blabe, ad wher like, it's constant, like this team, that team. teamr th, i think is most people have views where maybe they don't like every single thing don' that theird to

politician says, but they're like, afraid to say that. >> yeah. and there's also tha only twoi l options. i mean, yeah. and i feel left out. i'm a wig and i feelut grounded. >> i knew that i would. get nothing, but i felt like i d just felt like it and i decided to go for it. and i'm sure it would ruinw buth the show. >> but i was going to say, but yeah, i don't. and then people k you're because you're right. well, you french writer, but it's like, hey, that's that fakwriters likee bravery oy only doubling down on one side is not bravery because you're just taking the comforthw ,the hive that you're in. old if you're afraid to upset the people who are already inclined afrai, agree with you,t you're not brave. so yeah, there's really no option. you just kind of picheoonk the e of the awful options. >> that's what everybody does. yeah, i get the sensl optie herg all the time. i'm like, oh, you think it's easier for me to just simply have no , yo allies? derate >> yeah, it's just not moderate, you know, very smally government and it's annoying to the gym. >> why? sligyou sit on the fence and li it feels good.a

>> all right, liz, we can talk about camilla here a little bit. i mean, this was crazy, right?tm it went from, like, nobodylking talking about her at all. shabe really say anything. >> and people are like kamala. they created whole thing where she's this hero. >> and the answer to all of our problems. >> you think this lasts? no, i think the honeymoon period is over. i'd rather tals?k about your pregnancy. okay. that's all right, by the way. you knowyour pancy but, it's. >> chocolate covered advil, right. advianand a four day workweek fr women who are pregnant. >> how about. yeah. yeah. pr.s reallomen who are >>hard. >> yeah, it is.t ho love that's unifying what you just said, how difficult idiffis >> didn't know. like i thought i knew what it was like to be tired. i didn't know, you know, by thto e way, elizabeth is a beautiful name for me. but, you know, gettingo choose g to kamala harris, i mean, yes, i think the honeymoon period is over. fake i think we're going to get into like the fake southern accent that she's about. yeah we're going to get into going into that in the next. >> but, you know, i don't when when you look at the policy holes there, it's more than swiss cheesen swiss . i >> so i think there's goinga to be we're in for a rough ride right now. >> f, absolutelyride right now .

>> so tara's what do you want to talk about, first of all, to clear, we know who the father is. yeah, the internet, shellac,down secondary. resist say, get.a fair >> it was funny. hey, i laughed. i probably beforhe saie said its a joke. there's someone said it like she wouldn't know that. rather like how i sawo th her stance on that. hat's wh but that's why we sent him away grr a week for him to calm down. >> but thank you. thank you. >> but here's the thing. there. and i hardly ever disagree with you, but there's not been a honeymoon. we've been told there's a honeymoon. hmm. we've been told there's this excitementbeen . you have to turn to a certain channel or two to find it. you got to go to cnn or msnb ch where they're acting like it's the greatest thing in the world. what they're doing. thinthey're the only way this stops. >> and when they run out of celebrities to have her sho f

up at the end of their shows, meg the stallion comes out, does a show dancing. everyone's the hyped to see her. then she rolls out and all of a igdden decides to talk. >> black is the most ignorant i in the world we don't talk likea that. it's not a color thing to me, y'all. r -- awhat it is what's that's people who grew up in certain areas. if you if you grew up in a niceif you groupr don't talk thh but that's the thing that makes me laugh about democratsat is like they're so in touch with the people. >> kamala shows up down in atlanta. sudden all of a sudden she's got a southern twang, and then when she goes to l.a., she talks to her nos a she, and when she goes to chicago, she shoots two people. >> so, i mean, trying to getridu in where you fit in, it is ridiculous. but shselfe can't herself becaue we've seen herself. >> so we're going to get more into that. we will tha but before we go. if you don't like books, at least come see me on tour. i'm doing an amazing show right here in new york city with some killer comics. seriously? look it at that lineup. >> and then in the fall, i will be all over the countryy bringing this baby in my belly, thy, esy to a city nearb especially as added some new ones. so get tickets to all my shows

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she went from a san francisco wente to a southern belle. >> you all helped us win thi in 2020, and we won't do itin again in 2024. >> well, i do, but that was really fast. so let's hear it one more time, please. >> you helped us win in 2020, and we won't do it w again in 2024. >> yes, 2020. the election year. kamala got she zero delegates. >> even amy klobuchar gotsala five of them. >> and she eats salad with a comb. you god witht. i will never forget egg salad d with a comb. >> liz, why did she do this? whthy do what? no, you know, i wayes thinking h about. oh, yes. unburdened by what has beeas ben her california accent and her canadian upbringing. >> you knot bringingw i'm wondering, does she is she going to have hot sauce in her pocket likeingh

hillary? is she going to go? is she going to go gun shooting eto gohioin ohio like john kerr? i mean, nothing screams fakeg more than a fake after you had,u you know, no delegates, no democrat primary voters and now, you know, pretty much potemkin campaign because she's not talking any policy. it's all brand and imaging. >> yeah, i think the craziest one was i mean it also does well, remember when hillary would try to connect with younger voters? she was like pokemonas, to go te polls when she started barkiné . >> jim i remember hillary and she was doing some speech and it was and she and it was s in front of a black audience and she changed her accent. >> i don't feel no ways. ty it was a really awful and i don't understand what it is about people who wantth to rule the free world. they have such a weird sense of sel f. n tech yeah, they use a fittingni in technique that i use when i was a freshman in high schoolg . >> how do you noh t have any idl of your own identity enough to be comfortable like? and i don't mind if people hate

trump, but the bottom linei don, he is the same guy. t >> every rule. yeah. you pictur guy ie him doing thi, you know, y'all like it. >> just it's just. don't i care. >> no, i.t's a i actually can't picture it. that'sgu a who truly, whether you like him or not, he truly believes in himself. >>not he and could tell someone who believes in themselves because they're themselves in any room. yeah. >> which is.theyel yeahve. >> don't clap, don't clap. i change in every room. i go don't c into. >> oh, you knew this room would like that. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i said, is he like kennedy? what do you think? i went to a black churcht to in harlem with jim, and hem spoke jive the entirane, which i would say was like barbara billingsley in there. i mean, it was. it was uncanny he.>> a-10 >> he really was.n th yeah. every time he calls me on the phone, i'm like my brothere phe my. my momma didn't raise no dummy . >> yeah, it's -- it's so it's so weird. o that

she doesn't have to do that.eitr and, you know, remember when mpu joe biden was like, they go vote? >> watch. all right. inhains like , it is like, and what the hell are you doing? >> weird. and thisdising ingenuous and, you know, it's like hillary clinton set womenitic in politics eight years. it has taken eight years for a majo 8 yr party to have a female nominee. and if kamala keeps going at this rate, she's going to tank it for another 45. wor 45w. >> yeah. i mean, it's not that's not good news. i mean, this is and this is actually you can set women's rights back by having a candidat castke this. >> who casts a bad shadow over . really phenomenal, successful, capable women. i woul oved put her inr that category. and, you know, tyra's i don't understand it on many levels, but also it doesn't work. >> i don't think anybody saw that. she knows it does work>> mean l if you roll the tape one more timetape, the accent dies and se

forgets she's on the mic and says, well, yes, yes, i did. >> it's like sheys changed after she said, y'all, she went back to francisco. >> yes, i did. so she really can't keep it up even when they needed to because, you knowd he, she ak like somebody who doesn't associate with people. and that's why kerry went to shoot guns. and that's why why someone willo to pump gas and forget to actually turn it on. you know, i'm sayings orpumpin hey, yeah, let's have a beer. and her husband's liked he, i'm you. >> that's why my jackets. so, i mean, it's just they're out of touchtheytouc thi these weird things and they think it's so cool because they havs an e who's a publicist that's probably 20 years old completely out of touch and like, you know, be cool. if you sound like a rapper tonight, they'llyo a go for thas >> and she went out there and she did it. and i think even as shhetherd de said y'all, she was like, and then she i think i did it likenk like it's justwater. it's embarrassing, but it's not going to hold water. >> right?

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who would ever buy tickets? yeahfog or , well, i've blown a lots bu of money at bachelor parties. t it's hard to get the donkey smell out of your clothes. i don't tht. >> i don't think that's true. what are you doing this weekend buying tickets to a wedding? >> oh, i mean, that's helping. >> yeah, you scalp them and no one can afford them in their church . yeah, that's. oh, well, kennedy, you married me. we had a wonderful. >> absolutely. i was thinking about your wedding because you had friendys pitch in. you got married. it was. it was a beautiful apartment, but it a beautifartment c the t friend's, like, gorgeous apartment building. i and, you know, it was it was during culverts. you couldn't have a lot of peopl19's youe, but you alsot costs. and if it's the hardest thing to do right now, if you're in your twenties or thirties, is to save'r money to buy a house, it's almost impossible. mortgage rates are higd soh, was are not meeting inflation. it's still really, really tough for people. so why wouldd 70,0 you spend $70 on a wedding? you can't have it both ways. you cannot have thist perfectc'

social media. st patrick's cathedral. t thicialyou know le cirque weg on one hand and then at the same time save money for a house and charging people is late. likelame i'm looking at two tics for a wedding. i would much rather go see the yankees. sorry. >> you know, and it's like, oh, i'll send you a nice gift. it'l l be a lot less than $330. >> insane.s but think it is. and there's so many there's so many instagram and tick tock account that'll teach you how to do stuf thaf yourself so youn have a beautiful looking wedding where you save a lot ing whervebut charging people is so, so tacky. >> unbelievable. also, some other things people are doing. liz are fake flowers, brunch on a weekday. have you ever been to a weekday wedding orn all your friends to rich? >> oh, that's a good questio ri you know, i don't like weddings. it's like organized joy, like enew eve. itatin >> i just find it so. i go, oh, joy lately, here's

my hate wedding. sorry. >> really, i haven't been invited to any. but anyway. no, i have. but, you know, i knottinawe some people whose funeral i'd buy tickets to it. >> that wad bus. thin but, you know, when you thinkk about it, i mean, what marriage is, 50% of them end a divorce. >> they should just go to vegas and do betting odds. s i that is more fun. >> you're sick. i like. >> why not? i like it. tyra's the national i get that things are more expensive now. things are more expensive. inflation. >> still, the average cost for a wedding is nearly 27 grand. for what? so what i'm saying, i don't get invited to weddings because just i've. i've been invited to one. and apparently my behavior,bi the rumors have spread and so i am never asked to any of my friends weddings. i was at one wedding barel and apparently i was a little too close to the microphone after they gavey wa i speech. and i leaned over to my buddy and i was like, this is boring t

this ain't lasting. oh, he said, no, they're talking about her like, i like the ex better. this ain't going to last b six months. you know, i'm saying it wasn't she makingetld las eyes with thy who's singing like this is a complete wash in?. >> and then someone leaned like, would you like to leave? and i'm like, i probably wou shd have never been asked back. >> like, i think they're the worst ideas to sit around and someone go, look how happy we are. everyone, us, how great we are and the rest of us are sitting next to, well, we're just we're not happy at all. and we're supposed to be dragged and sit there and pas y homage to somebody. she's so right. like new year's eve and all this other kind of stuff. we have to act happy. sam why can't we all say the same thing? like, looke, call me after the divorce and i'll take you out for a beer -. i mean, that's what people really do need the money for a good divorce lawyei willr. >> i think that that's when, you know, a little foresight. >> yeah. oh, here's the thing. if i bought tickets to a wedding cat and they get divorced six months later, i want to move on the driv ae.

got a refund? oh, yeah, i agree. okay, so, kennedy, good or bad idea? >> divorce registry. you know. i hate to be a cynic, but thec u practical person in me says it might be a little better migh. ment >> jim, what's the worst wedding you've ever been to? probably mine. he is brave. it was. we just did a quicki.e city thing, you know, the pandemic. but i've been to a fewod really good weddings are kind of fun because there's no investment for me other than to go to the party. have a good time. but a boring, boring wedding, if it's ticketed and it's boring, you should be able to treat it like another boring, ticketed eventto. >> you know,, socks, maybe. >> so no encore. i don't. >> com >> the yelp review. yes. all right. coming up. >> the vegan diet gets cheers for turning back the years forg♪

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no, you know it wouldn't.u no, i don't think so. by the way, if you want to be vegan, okao bey, just believeg d in cleansing and moisturizing. mot besind the bes anti-inflammatory is watching mister rogers neighborhood reruns atching because it's so calming so it won't be vegan. >> go ahead. to i >> but, you know. yeah, i wouldn't be into it. jim. >> i am vegan, except i eat puppies and lamb. yeahm vega, i think it's a silly test. and you can't figure it out medically in two months. yeah, right. i mean, you knowu can'thin, 21 f of twins in two monthsnt who wants to be 95 years old frth no friends? >> a carrot. you. exactly. i don't want that no kennedy. >> i would much rather be like wrinkly on my deathbed. not on a brontosaurus burger. >> i really would like, you know, running around and drive my car with my bald feet, like the beastie boys said of brad flintstone. so the game changers. you remember that that documentary that came out

in 2020? it's like everyone watch tiger king and then they watch e about everyone who ate vegan. and so, like, they did thisnts h one experiment that has since been debunked where they gave college athletesasnce been vegen burritos and then they put sensors around their at nighten when they slept. and so the ones the ones who ate the meat burritoho s, you know, were basically like an nicole smith's dead husband, like just completely flaccid. and then the ones hate the vegetarian burritos were like lexington steel and had wer all these guys to watch. >> like, i'm going vegan right no rw, like it gave you super powers. and if that that wasn't really the case. so, i mean, they're acting like it was einsteins twins. wi and the twins who ate vegane ve didn't reallgay. >> they went to a plastic surgeon and had some filler. can i just point out that nobody randomly pulls lexington steel out of the air ? >> oh, you. >> l there's two thingsthings you're got to be sure of. when kennedy is on the gutfeldes show.

one, it's going to be about a clam or a . goineithere abou we're all goine happy biology. st yeah. so i got one more topic, guys. we got a little more topic, guys this is the most importantp story of the whole show. >> lululemon has pulled itortans latest pair of leggings after complaints that the athleisure pads causer compthat the quote . >> but i'm going to readi wi the question for gym. gym. can you think of anything worse than a long but a long button? a short? that is true. i had a i had a i've gotse a picture. i know a woman that she sent me a picture of her and knees and the picture wasn't appropriate. >> so i sent a limousine emojiog .ad oh, man. kennedy the long but legging ofc there no more.ed but they were priced at $98 to have a long but yeah, no. if you're spending $98 on a legi pair of leggings, that better come with a pair of hands that arenga betta holding up yob

back cantaloupes because that is too much moneyec because you can buy the ones like the little sweetheart pants swn for like $12. yeah. they've got the same in the cinch that liknch thate complet. accentuates. >> whenever i see someone wearing those i'm like i kno w what you're doing again. >>doing. liz. >> these leggings, they had a v-shaped derriere that up the lower back creating an unflattering visual distortionwo of your. what some described as a quoteid ,whale tail. so we need like a whale tail arrow to our big rear and literally what it is in these hundred dollar i buy $100r leggings. muffll be franed dolk i did grow a muffin top in the pandemic lockdowns that i'm having trouble getting rid of and i'm asked more if i'm pregnant thased mon you. i just want you to know that i ain't shelling out that money fo ir. w >> that what a terrorist. what about you? you're going to you're going to wear these somewhat. but so

listen, i did not write that, but somebody on the staff wants to know. i know how to deal witho this your dead. let a guy sing one time.d le he gets co*cky. let's have.t th it's not the pants. okay? i'll just be the one to say it. the with it. i'm going to take the heat online. it's note's not the p pants, la. >> it's your. that's long. i'm so tired. i go do these. do do these pants make me look fat? >> no, the deuce and a quartere thighs and makes you look fat. it's not the pants. therif you don't have a and you get a jacked up shorts, walk around like this for someone. >> if a man looks your age, you're shere'so here's the deal. split the difference. i just wear sweats like ite restr e of us quit trying to highlight. it's not there. and for the record, ye's not t e sometimes women have long oc so wigs for a short walk. ave >> i never even knew that. you never knew that women have long i've never met. i guess i should. look, i guess i should get in the mirror. >> i thii, i go to the airport t

and like, i still feel i becamem very aware of how many different kinds of ther e are. yeah. no, no, no. we want talking about everyone wears leggings at the airport like the eagle jeans. peach. and to your point. yeah, he changed. yeah. e liseven different fruits and vegetables to describe different people's. . yeah. you need to have, like, aulte, , you know, lik it's not my fault. >> like, they need for some people to glazed ham stuctk in the back of his shirt for that. >> ask somebody to pay good money for that. >> but you should just have like a flat board for those who are flat. i'm like pancakes. >> yes, like pancake. real dominant. >> no matter how you make it, it's still the person's. that'sat the pants that the pans that shape that, that i know i got coconuts. >> okay, well, yeah. all right, everyone. up next hour, furry critters won't give you the jitters.

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